Si cette chanson avait existé dans la réalité, je suis pratiquement sûr que l'ONU, l'Unesco et l'OMS auraient demandé la vitrification du Canada au nom de la préservation du patrimoine culturel mondial et de la sauvegarde de l'humanité.
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Come on Jessica, come on Tori,
Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry
Put on your jelly bracelets
And your cool graffiti coat
At the mall, having fun is what it's all aboot
I haven't done my homework yet (That's OK!)
And you know how my parents get (Whatever!)
Let's go to the mall today
There's this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He's got hair like Gretzky
And he does jumps on his skateboard
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It'll be just him and me
(But don't forget the robot)
Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's OK, I'm going to rock your body anyway
I'm going to rock your body 'til Canada Day
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today
I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."
So I had to get down and bust a crazy move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let's go to the mall
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today
Everybody loves the mall!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)
Let's go to the mall today
Come on Jessica, come on Tori,
Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry
Put on your jelly bracelets
And your cool graffiti coat
At the mall, having fun is what it's all aboot
I haven't done my homework yet (That's OK!)
And you know how my parents get (Whatever!)
Let's go to the mall today
There's this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He's got hair like Gretzky
And he does jumps on his skateboard
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It'll be just him and me
(But don't forget the robot)
Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's OK, I'm going to rock your body anyway
I'm going to rock your body 'til Canada Day
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today
I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."
So I had to get down and bust a crazy move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let's go to the mall
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today
Everybody loves the mall!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)
Let's go to the mall today
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Si je peux contribuer à sauver le Canada de la vitrification (quoique, si vous épargnez le Québec, c'est o.k.), il est impératif de considérer la circonstance atténuante suivante: ce clip est une pa-ro-die, tirée d'un sitcom a-mé-ri-cain...
RépondreSupprimerEn espérant que cette information suscitera une reconsidération de votre pulsion d'annihilation de notre Bô Pays!!
Merci.
Yves
@Yves : C'est bien pour ça que je dis "si elle avait existé dans la réalité". :) Non, parce que je me doute bien qu'aucune boîte à but lucratif ne sortirait un truc pareil.
RépondreSupprimerMoi, j'ai rien contre le Canada, encore moins contre le Québec. Contre la pop, en revanche...